(Un)Cleanliness haikus

swish of water and
fake lemon aroma, oh!
i cleaned the toilet!

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apartment above,
vacuum runs across ceiling
floorboards creak, they creak

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need to do laundry.
gross drool stain on the pillow.
turn it over. sleep.

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I have not showered today,
But no worries, mate.
Instant bath: deoderant!

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down Steep Driveway, i
dragged Heavy Trashcan; breath clouds
puffed in morning air.